Tag: joke
member name: Kimberly K
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November 29, 2006 04:21 AM EST --
I received this from my cousin in email and just had to share!!!
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets . . .
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December 18, 2006 11:42 AM EST --
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping . . .
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December 04, 2006 10:30 AM EST --
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down . . .
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January 26, 2007 02:17 PM EST --
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little . . .
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January 02, 2007 07:17 PM EST --
I received this in my email and just had to share with all of you!
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards” over the . . .
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January 21, 2007 03:25 PM EST --
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy . . .
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January 23, 2007 10:19 AM EST --
This is an email forward joke I received and just couldn't stop laughing!!
The Curtain Rod
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . .
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January 26, 2007 11:10 AM EST --
A zoo in Arkansas had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem: . . .
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February 09, 2007 05:01 PM EST --
FLIGHT REQUIREMENTS
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas . . .
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