Tag: humor
member name: Kimberly K
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November 29, 2006 04:21 AM EST --
I received this from my cousin in email and just had to share!!!
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets . . .
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November 17, 2006 01:42 PM EST --
Is it normal to have 17 articles written, 140 comments written and belong to 60 groups since I joined 4 days ago?
Or have I gone over the edge??
I'd really like to hear from the experts on this. . . .
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November 17, 2006 08:29 AM EST --
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
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December 18, 2006 11:42 AM EST --
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping . . .
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November 17, 2006 08:54 AM EST --
What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, but all the water in the ocean can't fill it up?
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November 30, 2006 07:52 AM EST --
I have 4 cats, only 1 which I bathe because she is a long hair and giving her a bath helps to remove the matting. Well, I decided today was the day to do so.
Shelby still has her front claws, but . . .
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December 04, 2006 10:30 AM EST --
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down . . .
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December 04, 2006 10:34 AM EST --
Choose your partners, one and all,
Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol!
Now fling those covers with all you've got,
One minute cold, the next minute hot,
Circle right to the side of the bed,
Grab the tissues . . .
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December 18, 2006 12:55 AM EST --
I found these in my email and just had to share!!!
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
-------------------------------------------------- . . .
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January 26, 2007 02:17 PM EST --
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little . . .
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December 18, 2006 01:27 PM EST --
"There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to
be strolling by the stable. As he explained to Joseph, angels are
widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable . . .
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February 28, 2007 08:07 AM EST --
Okay you caught me....I'm in the process of moving and maybe this game will help me remember if I forgot anything *grin*
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November 17, 2006 01:52 AM EST --
Well know really, I wouldn't have even brought this up if it wasn't for Brad. While he showed the real truth about bunnies, he really should have started with the cockroaches. They . . .
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January 02, 2007 07:17 PM EST --
I received this in my email and just had to share with all of you!
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards” over the . . .
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January 21, 2007 03:25 PM EST --
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead,
get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy . . .
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November 17, 2006 12:56 AM EST --
We've heard'em all but I want to know whats your favorite of the worst.
Here's my fav: I lost my phone #, can I have yours?
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November 17, 2006 10:46 AM EST --
Okay, I've tried to make it harder this time:
Joe drives Bob and Sue to McDonald's. They walk in and Sue buys them each a cheeseburger. They all eat their cheeseburger, then head to a train station. . . .
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January 23, 2007 10:19 AM EST --
This is an email forward joke I received and just couldn't stop laughing!!
The Curtain Rod
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, . . .
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November 14, 2006 11:37 AM EST --
It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon. My 3 boys were off playing in their bedroom with their Legos. My mother was coming over to visit and my husband was outside working on the yard. . . .
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November 17, 2006 12:03 PM EST --
How many cups of coffee does it take to feel like you've had 8 hours of sleep?
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